This content originally appeared on DEV Community and was authored by Alvaro Montoro
This will be the third installment of this series... more terrible CSS-Dad jokes. Don't say you weren't warned.
I threatened with more bad CSS-dad jokes, and I'm here to deliver... although some are more HTML-dad jokes this time. Still, I hope you enjoy them... even when they are terrible.
Why did the A11Y Coach not get the job?
They failed the background check.
What is a CSS Developer's favorite dessert?
Chocolate padding.
What does HTML wear at parties?
<address>
What is a web developer's least favorite car?
A bug.
How did the Web Developer become a bold shooter?
Practicing with a <B></B> Gun.
What developers are always throwing a line?
Tech <br>os.
Why did the repeating-conic-gradient leave college?
It already had 360 degrees.
What is CSS Developers' favorite clothes brand?
gap.
How do web developers eat for free at bars?
They set the tab-size to 0
Be kind to SVG files...
They have fillings too.
If CSS were a political party it would be the GOP.
It's the party of flow and order.
Did you know all CSS Developers are Democrats?
They think the left is 100% right.
I searched for the perfect grayish-purplish color.
It took a long time, but I found it in a #DECADE.
Why do <script> and <link> have trust issues?
Because the other HTML elements don't have integrity.
What is CSS' favorite rapper?
em-in-em
They are not all going to be winners. Other options:
- Jay
Z-index - 50%
- Kendrick Lamargin
- Mos
<defs> - Cardi
<B> - Chance the Wrapper
- The
:roots - Gucci
<main>
...you get the idea.
Do you know CSS is into music?
It just likes to wrap.
How does CSS transform light into energy?
With font-synthesis.
Terrible. I know. You know what you signed up for, and still read up to here.
What is a Web Developer's favorite US state?
<main>
Also would accept Indiana (IN), Mississippi (MS), or West Virginia (WV)
And that's all folks! I may write more, but I don't know how long until I have another batch of 18.
This content originally appeared on DEV Community and was authored by Alvaro Montoro
Alvaro Montoro | Sciencx (2024-09-27T20:45:19+00:00) Bad CSS-Dad Jokes (III). Retrieved from https://www.scien.cx/2024/09/27/bad-css-dad-jokes-iii/
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