Eli the Computer Guy

Charlie Kirk Criticism Gets Employees Fired — Dumb Employees Support Very Dumb Things

OpenDoor Needs to Cut 85% of Employees — Keith Rabois Doesn’t Know What Most Employees Even Do

Microsoft Employee Morale Plummets — Satya Nadella Pretends to Care About Employees

Microsoft Using Anthropic AI Instead of OpenAI — Artificial Intelligence Love Triangle Gets Steamy

OpenAI Signs $300 Billion Contract with Oracle — AI Bubble is Insane

Microsoft Forcing Return to Office Mandates — 2 Hour Commutes Make More Effective Employees

UAE AI K2 Think Model Competes with OpenAI and DeepSeek — The Middle East is Building a Tech Stack

SpaceX Buys 5G Spectrum from Echostar for $17 Billion — Satellite Based Phone Service from Musk

Hollywood Fights Israel — No Vaccine for Dumb

ASML Invests in Mistral AI — Europe Building AI Tech Stack to Rival USA

Meta Security Fail for WhatsApp — 1500 Engineers Have Complete Access to User Data

Microsoft Azure Down as Under Sea Internet Cable Cut in Red Sea — Tech Infrastructure is Vulnerable

OpenAI Custom AI Processor with Broadcom — NVIDIA Screwed as AI Hardware is Commoditized

Chinese AI Startup Zhipu Offers Migration from Anthropic — China Wants Money US Tech Doesn’t

1 Trillion Parameter LLM AI Qwen Model from Alibaba — USA Tech War with China is Failing

AI Will Write Over 50% of Coinbase Code — CEO Brian Armstrong Wants Vibe Coding Crypto Bros

Tesla Robotaxi Requires Driver in Driver Seat — Musk Failing His Way to $1 Trillion Pay Day

Anthropic AI Declares China an Enemy. — USA Big Tech Demands Loyalty to Trump

Tesla Investing in xAI — Musk and Board Prove Tesla is Worthless

Belgium Recognizing Palestenian Statehood — Europeans Will Possibly Do Something At Some Point

New AI Models from Microsoft to Compete with OpenAI — GEEK FIGHT!!!

New AI Chip from Alibaba — China Building a Non American Tech Industry

AI Eliminates 4000 Jobs at Salesforce — CEO Having Fun Reducing Head Count

Anthropic AI Valued at $183 Billion with a $13 Billion Round — Stupacorns Getting Fat on Investment

Coinbase CEO Fires Employees Who Don’t Use AI — Silicon Valley King Converts to AI Religion

Huawei Unified Cache Manager for AI Systems — China Beats USA Scantions with Systems Architecture

Huawei New OceanDisk AI Storage — China Beating USA Sanctions with Systems Architecture

Microsoft Arrests Employees Protesting Support of Israel — Big Tech Hates Palestinians

AI Adoption Forces 13% Decline in Jobs for Young Workers — Learn to Beg

Claude Code Used for Massive Hacking Attacks — Anthropic Allows Vibe Coding Exploits

Anthropic $10 Billion Investment Round at $170 Billion Valuation — Another AI Stupacorn is born

PS 5 Price Increasing — Trump Tariffs Hit Video Gamers

Tech Employees are "Job Hugging" for Dear Life — Blue Hairs Realize Homelessness Isn’t Fun

Chinese AI Doubao and Deepseek in Teslas — Elon Musk Admitting Tesla is Worthless

NVIDIA Canceling H20 GPU Production — China Doesn’t Need American AI

Otter AI Sued For Spying on Users — AI Tolls Violate Privacy Rights

The Worst Economic Expectations Since the Great Recession — No One Trusts Trumps Plans

AI Hiring Stops at Meta — Mark Zuckerberg is Clueless About Artificial Intelligence

MIT Shows 95% of AI Projects Fail — Artificial Intelligence Might Be Stupid

Masimo Sues Over Apple Watch O2 Sensor — Tim Cook’s Bribes to Trump Pay Off

AT&T Closing Offices and Forcing Relocations — Stupid Employees Are Not Getting the Point

Microsoft Employees Occupy HQ Over Gaza — Employees Paid in Blood Money Act Offended

Meta AI Superintellligence Being Restructured — Zuckerberg Burning Money on AI

Softbank Invests $2 Billion in Intel — Investors Know Trump Will Knee Cap Competition

Israel Companies Dropped from Norway Investment Fund. — Investors Don’t Like Ethnic Cleansing

Trumps 300% Tariffs on Computer Chips — Big Tech Bribes Their Way Out of Tax

Quiet Firing in Tech — Worthless Employees Ghosted by Boss

OpenAI $500 Billion Valuation — Most Valuable Startup Ever

Anthropic Protects Claude AI Wellbeing — Computers Becoming More Depressed than Blue Hairs

Tech Employees are Quiet Cracking — Reality Bites

Sam Altman Investing Trillions Into AI Data Centers — Paid for with New "Financial Instruments"

Robinhood CEO Forcing RTO Because WFH Failed — Vladimir Tenev Punishing Managers First

Trump Expanding 15% NVIDIA and AMD Deal to Other Companies — USA Goes Full Graft

China Rejects NVIDIA GPU’s — Chinese Don’t Want USA Garbage

DeepSeek R2 AI Training Failed on Huawei GPU’s and Needed NVIDIA — China Still Losing to USA

Intel Nationalized by US Government — Trump MAGA Goes Marxist

NVIDIA AI Hardware Contains Tracking Devices — US Government Installed Secret Tracking for China

AOL Dialup Dies in September — Legacy Systems Never Go Away

Tesla Shuts Down Dojo Super Computer — Is Musk Outsourcing FSD AI to xAI

NVIDIA Can Sell Degraded H100 GPU’s to China.– Trump Wants to Addict Chinese to Bad AI Hardware