Eli the Computer Guy

Anthropic $10 Billion Investment Round at $170 Billion Valuation — Another AI Stupacorn is born

PS 5 Price Increasing — Trump Tariffs Hit Video Gamers

Tech Employees are "Job Hugging" for Dear Life — Blue Hairs Realize Homelessness Isn’t Fun

Chinese AI Doubao and Deepseek in Teslas — Elon Musk Admitting Tesla is Worthless

NVIDIA Canceling H20 GPU Production — China Doesn’t Need American AI

Otter AI Sued For Spying on Users — AI Tolls Violate Privacy Rights

The Worst Economic Expectations Since the Great Recession — No One Trusts Trumps Plans

AI Hiring Stops at Meta — Mark Zuckerberg is Clueless About Artificial Intelligence

MIT Shows 95% of AI Projects Fail — Artificial Intelligence Might Be Stupid

Masimo Sues Over Apple Watch O2 Sensor — Tim Cook’s Bribes to Trump Pay Off

AT&T Closing Offices and Forcing Relocations — Stupid Employees Are Not Getting the Point

Microsoft Employees Occupy HQ Over Gaza — Employees Paid in Blood Money Act Offended

Meta AI Superintellligence Being Restructured — Zuckerberg Burning Money on AI

Softbank Invests $2 Billion in Intel — Investors Know Trump Will Knee Cap Competition

Israel Companies Dropped from Norway Investment Fund. — Investors Don’t Like Ethnic Cleansing

Trumps 300% Tariffs on Computer Chips — Big Tech Bribes Their Way Out of Tax

Quiet Firing in Tech — Worthless Employees Ghosted by Boss

OpenAI $500 Billion Valuation — Most Valuable Startup Ever

Anthropic Protects Claude AI Wellbeing — Computers Becoming More Depressed than Blue Hairs

Tech Employees are Quiet Cracking — Reality Bites

Sam Altman Investing Trillions Into AI Data Centers — Paid for with New "Financial Instruments"

Robinhood CEO Forcing RTO Because WFH Failed — Vladimir Tenev Punishing Managers First

Trump Expanding 15% NVIDIA and AMD Deal to Other Companies — USA Goes Full Graft

China Rejects NVIDIA GPU’s — Chinese Don’t Want USA Garbage

DeepSeek R2 AI Training Failed on Huawei GPU’s and Needed NVIDIA — China Still Losing to USA

Intel Nationalized by US Government — Trump MAGA Goes Marxist

NVIDIA AI Hardware Contains Tracking Devices — US Government Installed Secret Tracking for China

AOL Dialup Dies in September — Legacy Systems Never Go Away

Tesla Shuts Down Dojo Super Computer — Is Musk Outsourcing FSD AI to xAI

NVIDIA Can Sell Degraded H100 GPU’s to China.– Trump Wants to Addict Chinese to Bad AI Hardware

AI Vibe Coding Startups are Worthless — LLM Costs are Too High

Insurance Industry Collapsing Due to Climate Change — Doing Business in an Uninsurable World

100% Tariffs for Processors CPU/GPU — Trump Doubling Cost of Computer Chips

NVIDIA Pays 15% to Trump to Sell to China — US President Shakes Down Big Tech

David Cox – VP, AI Models; IBM Director, MIT-IBM Watson AI Lab

Trump Calls Intel CEO a "Success" — Senile US President Realizes Lip-Bu Tan Isn’t Chinese

Computer Science Degree Unemployment Soars — Learn to Starve

AI Replacing CEO’s — Geeks Don’t Understand Humans

Trump Starting Next Great Depression — President Admits to Killing Economy

Intel CEO Fired by Trump — US President Goes Full Anti China

OpenAI GPT 5 is Cheapest Intelligence — Sam Altman Kills Artificial Intelligence

AI Ads on Alexa+ — Amazon Proving AI is a Bad Idea

Peloton Layoffs — COVID Era Tech Darling is Dying

NVIDIA Promises No Back Doors or Kill Switches in GPU’s — China Should Trust USA Tech

Microsoft Azure Used By Israeli Unit 8200 for Ethnic Cleansing — Big Tech Profits from War Crimes

Chinese Jailed for Smuggling NVIDIA GPU’s — Trump Takes Hostages in AI War with China

AT&T Forces Return to Office – CEO John Stankey Drinks Employee Tears

Microsoft Forcing Harsher Return to Office Policies — Satya Nadella Trashing Worthless Employees

Google AI Finds 20 Security Vulnerabilities in Open Source Projects — Open Source is Buggy

OpenAI ChatGPT Reliability Will Get Worse — Sam Altman Uses Agile Project Management for AI

Shon Urbas CTO & Founder of Pandium

Elon Musk Paid $29 Billion by Tesla — Tesla Rewards Failure of CEO with Piles of Cash

Perplexity AI Hacks Websites – Cloudflare Proves Attacks Circumventing Site Security

AI Researcher Offered $250 Million Salary by Meta — Matt Deitke is the Alpha Chad

AI Allowed in Meta Interviews — Mark Zuckerberg for the Win

CNET Layoffs — Tech Journalists Hate Capitalism

Apple AI Will Win Says Tim Cook — Artificial Intelligence Drives Silicon Valley Crazy

$155 Billion in AI Investment for 2025 Increasing to $400 Billion — Who Needs Houses

OpenAI Revenue Soars to $13 Billion — $40 Billion More in Investment and No Profit Spoken Of

Trump Fires BLS Commissioner Over Bad Jobs Numbers — TACO Trump Can’t Handle USA Economy Crashing