Eli the Computer Guy

Yemen Houthis Sink 2 Ships in Red Sea — Globalization at Risk

xAI Grok Coming to Tesla Cars and Optimus Robots — Tesla is Worthless

Trump Punishes Brazil with 50% Tariffs for Jair Bolsonaro Trial — US President is Crazy

AI Saves Microsoft $500 Million — Highly Profitable Corporation Doesn’t Need Employees

Twitter / X CEO Quits — Did You Remember Linda Yaccarino

Trump Threatens "Anti American" BRICS Supporters with 10% Tariffs — USA Keeps Failing

Microsoft Hires H1B Visas During Massive Layoffs — Big Tech Hates Americans

Samsung $44 Billion Chip Factory Delayed — USA Disastrous Tech Policy

Groq AI Beats NVIDIA — Cheap Inference Processors

Huawei Faces Criminal Charges in USA — American Law Enforcement Targets China

Tesla Robotaxi Crash — Clickbait With a Purpose

US AI Export Restrictions for Malaysia and Thailand to Combat China — Trump Keeps Losing

Elon Musk Creates "America Party" Political Party — Trump Calls Him "Off The Rails"

Walmart Killing Amazon with Dark Stores — Old Dog has New Tricks

RFK Jr Wants All Americans to Have Wearables — Trump Administration Will Track Citizens Like Cattle

China Beats Apple — Chinese Engineers Leave Indian Foxconn Factory

Cybertruck Failure Selling 5000 a Quarter — Beginning of Elon Musk Downfall

Deleted ChatGPT Logs Being Given to New York Times — OpenAI User Data Compromised by Court Order

USA Ends Chip Software Bans on China — Trump Loses to Xi Again

More Microsoft Layoffs 9,000 Employees — Nadella Throws Away Trash Employees

Amazon Deploys 1 Millionth Robot — The Real Tech Revolution Is Being Ignored

Tesla Sales Fall 14% for Q2 and Stock Goes Up — Our Economy is Stupid

Microsoft Forcing Employees to Use AI — AI Bubble Bursting

Huawei Open Source AI Model Optimized for Ascend Hardware — China Keeps Beating USA

Trump Threatens Elon Musks Government Subsidies — Musk Threatens GOP Over "Big Beautiful Bill"

Tesla First Autonomous Car Delivery — Neat Trick to Boost Stock

Baidu New Open Source AI Model — China Making US AI Companies Worthless

Pluralsight Layoffs — Employees Work From Home as CEO Moves Headquarters

Crypto Currency Allowed as Asset for Home Loans — Isn’t Actually Any Stupider Than Current System

Tech Bros Going to War — Army Detachment 201 Recruiting Tech Professionals (Dime Store Valor)

Windows Blue Screen of Death is Dead — Useless Microsoft Legacy Tool Finally Dies

NVIDIA Stock Hits All Time High Based on AI — Now What?

Liver King Arrested for Threatening Joe Rogan — Parasocial Goes Hyper Scale

Xbox Layoffs — Microsoft Keeps Dumping Employees

Amazon Fast Delivery Expands to Rural and Small Town America — Main Street USA is Dead

Bumble 30% Layoffs for Stock Gain — Woman CEO as Brutal as White Male CEO’s

OpenAI Admits China Winning the AI Race — Once You Go Legacy You Don’t Go Back

Amazon Zoox Autonomous Cars are Beating Tesla — Vehicles Built for Humans

Waymo and Uber Beat Tesla Robotaxi — Full Time CEO’s for the Win

Tesla Robotaxi Launches in Austin — Elon Musk Trusts Your Safety on Glitchy Autonomous Cars

Iran Closing Straight of Hormuz — Return to Office Policies About to Get Worse

Trump Bombs Iran – United States Starts Another Illegal War

Douwe Kiela – CEO of Contextual AI

Meta Poaching OpenAI Employees with $100 Million Bonuses — Zuckerberg has More Money than Ideas

Amazon Forcing Employees to Move — Crueler than "Layoffs"

More Microsoft Layoffs — $3.57 Trillion Company Needs to Cut Costs

AWS Killing NVIDIA with Custom AI Chips — Amazon is More Dangerous Than China

AI Replacing Employees at Amazon AWS — Training Your Robot Replacement

TikTok Ban Extended 90 Days — TACO Trump Proves China is not Dangerous to USA

Trump Phone Cost is Questionable for Made in USA — Free Taco with Every Purchase

Intel Layoffs 15-20% of Factory Workers — USA Losing to China

OpenAI Wins USA Department of Defense $200 Million Contract – – Silicon Valley Going to War

Palantir, Meta, OpenAI Executives Join US Army as Officers in Detachment 201 — Yup…

Taiwan Blacklists SMIC and Huawei — USA Punishes Chinese Companies

China Beats USA AI Restrictions with Sneaker Net – Xi is Smarter than Trump

Whole Foods Distributor is Hacked — Hipsters Starved of Avacado Toast

Elon Musk Creating New Political Party in USA — Rich Dork Thinks People Actually Like Him

Israel Bombs Iran — Deploy Emergency Employee Ball Gags Now

Trump Knows Deportations Hurt The United States – Who Will Pick the Tacos?

NVIDIA Admits USA will Lose AI War with China — China Has 50% AI Researchers in the World